I'm back on the Warpath

Zach is a fat ugly hump. He likes to touch himself and have sex with dudes, animals, and baseballs. Heres my impersonation of Zach, "I'm a big pile of shoes that have metriculated into a human being through osmosis... now wipe my ass and put on cartoons." Zach is so stupid he can barely breath let alone read. Sometimes I think of how ugly and dumn, and gay, and short Zach is and I just vomit in disgust. Did I mention I don't like Zach?

I think that pretty much locks up my victory in this blog war... now to sit back and plan my parade.