Blog War Stalemate

It would seem that the enemy Zach and I are at an impass. We both sent out a flurry of early attacks, and succeeded in our goals of insulting the other. However, neither of us were able to come up with a powerful enough attack to reduce the others to tears and have him surrender. As this war continues through the upcoming months AND YEARS, I expect I will have to slowly widdle down Zach's self-esteam untill he is reduced to a small pile of pathetic nothingness. It will not be as impressive as the quick, decisive victory I invisioned... but what this stale-mate and all, I guess it will have to do.