Monday, October 10, 2005

Unussually Low Number of Male Sexual Noises Coming From Zach's Room

The amount of male sexual noises coming from Zach's room has gone down recently. Early on this year he was banging dudes 4 at a time and never looking back. Me not being one to judge I simply accepted his need for constant male companionship of the sexual variety and went on with my life. However, recently I've noticed relative silence coming from his room. When I spoke to Super Gay Leon, a member of the gay community he was quoted as saying, "us gay guys aren't gonna do Zach any more... he's mean and smells funny, and looks like a dead horse, and we don't like him." Looks like bad news for Zach, huh gang?

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