Zach's blog is a Pinko Commie Rag

That's right, you heard it here first ladies and gentleman. Your supposed friend and ally in the war against me Zach Krogman is in fact a communist. If he had his way you'd all live in communes, and grovery stores would only have one kind of dorritos, and nobody would be able to get the kind of hair cut they want, and various other misconceptions that I have about communism would become a reality. So far your own sake and for your children's sake don't support Zach in his war against me... support me in my war against everyone.