Top 1,000 Songs: 401-500

Well after a huge huge break, we are ready to get into the top half of my top 1,000 songs. Were now getting into songs I like an awful lot, which means I'll have comments to make about alot of them. Enjoy:



401. Pumpin’ 4 the Man, Ween
402. Nebraska, Bruce Springsteen
- Beautiful song about star-crossed mass-murderers in love

403. You’ve Got Another Thing Coming, Pat Boone
- People make fun of Pat Boone's "In a Metal Mood" But this is really a good song

404. The Ballad of William Fink, Greenday
405. The Breakup Song, Greg Kihn Band
406. The Auctioneer, Gordon Lightfoot
- Lightfoot sings the choruses as an auctioneer, it's really cool

407. High Five, Beck
408. Somebody Told Me, The Killers
409. The Distance, Cake
- This once held the spot of my second favorite song of all time

410. Get Over It, The Eagles
- Heard this song on the first season of Road Rules... long time before I found out it was by the Eagles

411. Punk My the Book, Anti Flag
412. Paranoid, Black Sabath
413. John Wayne Lives in Hoboken, The Delavents
414. Sultans of Swing, Dire Straits
415. Weapon of Choice, Fatboy Slim
416. Orgasm Addict, Buzzcocks
- Probobly my favorite song about masturbating

417. Let Me Go, Cake
418. Dahmer is Dead, Violent Femmes
419. Breaking the Law, Judas Priest
- This song has actually proboblly moved up since I made this list... it's probobly top 300 now

420. Down with the Sickness, Richard Cheese
421. Die My Bride, The Murderdolls
- "Well I'd rather cut you than the wedding cake, and your bloody guts on my rented tux. And I do, I do, I do wanna kill you, Till death do us part now tear em' apart!"

422. Turn me Loose, Loverboy
- First heard this song while at the dentist getting my teeth drilled... which makes it surprising that I like it so much

423. Non Stop Spinning World, Less than Jake
- From the orginal "Street Sk8er" PS1 game... probobly the best soundtrack for a game ever

424. Play it All Night Long, Warren Zevon
- "I'm going down to the dew drop in, see if I can drink enough. There ain't much to country living: sweat, piss, jizz, and blood."

425. Voodoo Lady, Ween
426. The New Workout Plan, Kanye West
427. Hush, Kula Shaker
428. Bust a Move, Young MC
429. Heavy Metal Drummer, Wilco
430. The Ballad of Ira Hayes, Johnny Cash
431. The Generation Gap, Hoodoo Gurus
432. No Depression, Uncle Tupelo
433. Stickshifts and Safteybelts, Cake
434. Kamera, Wilco
435. Disorder and Disarray, Rancid
436. Rocking the Suburbs, Ben Folds
-Didn't really care for this song when it first came out, like it a lot now

437. Dear Kate, Dynamite Hack
- Heard this song about 100 times before I realized it was making fun of Kate Moss... very funny, good song

438. Sweet Sunshine, Beck
439. Shine, The Meat Puppets
440. Crazy Eddie’s Last Harrah, Reckless Kelly
441. Why Don’t You Get a Job, Offspring
442. My Guitar, Jump Little Children
443. Wild One, Iggy Pop
444. Novocain, Beck
445. Brimful of Asha, Corner Shop
446. The Break Up Song, Different Strokes
447. Mambo Number Five, Lou Bega
- This isn't my favorite song by a long shot, but it may be my favorite song to preform through the antion art of Kareoke

448. I’ve Never Been in a Riot, The Melkons
- The guy singing has a terrible voice and is hard to understand, the musicians play even worse than he sings, the lyrics are kinda stupid... but I still like this song a lot.

449. Detox Mansion, Warren Zevon
- "I've gone to Detox Mansion, way down on last breath farm. I've been raking leaves with Liza, me and Liz clean up the yard."

450. My TV is Watching Me, Mojo Nixon
- This song has 4 random statements I like alot:
1) "A solo-flex is nothing but a very expensive hat rack"
2) "My goal in life is to be picking my nose on TV"
3) "I was in Branson Moussori, and I was hooked on phonics"
4) "Malcolm X is a hat, Martin Luther King is a Street"

451. Dear John, Aden
452. Down, 311
453. Lonesome Cowboy Bill, Velvet Underground
454. Straight to Hell, The Urge
455. Cover of a Rolling Stone, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Crew
- Or as my mother reffers to them, "Dr. Hook and the Medicine Cabanit"

456. Porcelain Monkey, Warren Zevon
- Song about Elvis Pressley, helped me to learn the meaning of the words soberkei, lemet, and regecidal

457. The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side, The Magnetic Fields
458. You Better You Bet, The Who
459. The Safety Dance, Men Without Hats
460. Surf Wax America, Wheezer
461. I Need Candy, MC Pee Pants
- It's a joke song from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, it gets stuck in my head like you wouldn't believe

462. Spiderman, They Might Be Giants
- This song envolves an army of Spiderman's children becoming an army and fighting for special intrest groups, and is still only the second strangest version of this song on my list

463. Truckdriving Neighbors Downstairs, Beck
464. New Skin, Incubus
465. Sheena is a Punk Rocker, Husker Du
466. Anigata-Di-Vida, Iron Butterfly
- Great song to play on a jukebox at a bar (Assuming its the 18 minute version)

467. The Greatest Cockney Ripoff, Cockney Rejects
468. Ohio, Bowling for Soup
469. Tooty Fruity Booty, KnifeHandChop
470. Mama Couldn’t Be Pursuaded, Warren Zevon
471. Truckers Atlas, Modest Mouse
472. Long Haired Country Boy, Charlie Danials Band
473. She’s a Rainbow, Rolling Stones
474. The Bird That You Can’t See, Apples in Stereo
475. Now That’s Over, SR-71
476. Sex Laws, Beck
477. Date Rape, Sublime
478. Moondance, Van Morrison
479. Mister Would You Please Help My Pony, Ween
480. Airline to Heaven, Wilco
481. Get Off This, Cracker
482. Testify, Rage Against the Machine
- "Who controls the past controls the future... who conrols the present controls the past"

483. Now I’m Here, Queen
- This song sound really cool on headphones... thought I might give you the heads up

484. Walking Contradiction, Greenday
485. Float On, Modest Mouse
- While I hate that this song most likely turned my second favorite band of all time into a one hit wonder I take consellation in the fact that my favorite singer of all time is already a one hit wonder and that the song is at least catchy as all hell

486. It’s Only Rock and Roll, Rolling Stones
487. Hell in a Bucket, The Greatful Dead
488. The Swish, The Hold Steady
- "My names Rick Danko babe but people call me one hour photo... I got some hazourdous chemiclas" "My names Steve Perry babe but people call me curcuit city... I'm so well connected"

489. Self Esteem, Offspring
490. I Hear You Knocking, Dave Edmunds
491. Shelter From the Storm, Bob Dylan
492. Crossroads (LP Version), Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony
493. Special, Violent Femmes
494. Everclear, Robert Earl Keen
495. Mr. Es Beautiful Blues, The Eels
496. Eureka I’ve Found Love, Upper Crust
- Easily the best of the bonus songs you can unlock in Guitar Hero

497. In Da Club, 50 Cent
498. Disorder in the House, Warren Zevon
- My all time favorite quote about America (regaurdless of the fact that I don't neccisarilly agree with it) "It's the home of the brave, and the land of the free... where the less you know, the better off you'll be."

499. Free Will, Rush
500. Lets Spend the Night Together, Rolling Stones

Films A'Plenty to be Reviewdalized

*Note - Do to me being relatively bored a week or so ago, every review that I have written on this blog can now be viewed on imdb.com.

Cane Toads: An Unnatural History, 1988
6/10, 13th best movie of 1988, 93rd best of the 80's, 613th best overall
This was acctually a pretty decent movie. Apparently back in the 30s there was a huge problem in Austrailia with some bugs that ate sugar cane. They brought in cane toads from Hawiaii to eat them. The cane toads didn't eat those bugs, but they did eat everthing else. And they soon spread over much of eastern Austrailia. Anyway the movie discusses how the movie effects the nation of Australia and the people that inhabit it. It introduces many interesting characters and lets them share their stories of how the cane toads have effected their lives. Now let me be honest with you for a second. If I had sat down and watched a two hour movie about cane toads, I probobly would have gotten very bored, and in turn given this movie a bad review. However, this movie is not 2 hours long, it's acctually only about 45 minutes long. Just enough time to get you interested, keep you interested, and than end. Was I doing back flips in my chair becasue I was having so much fun watching this movie? No, but it was still interesting, informative, and overall, a pretty good movie.

Run Ronnie Run, 2002
6/10, 28th best movie of 2002, 162nd best of the 2000's, 429th all time
Mr. Show with Bob and Dave is one of my favorite shows. Run Ronnie Run was created by the makers of Mr. Show with Bob and Dave and acctually based on one of the first scetches ever seen on that show. However, Run Ronnie Run is not one of my favorite movies of all time. What I saw here was exactlly what I saw when I watched Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. What works extremely well as a 30 minute scetch comedy show doesn't work nearly as well as a 90 minute film. That's not to say the movie isn't enjoyable. There's some good laughs, and its really a fairly interesting plot. I liked the movie well enough, but overall I was expecting much better.

Hostel, 2006
5/10, 4th best of 2006 (out of 4 total movies) 241st of 2000's, 708th all time
I'm gonna be honest with you, I really don't know why so many people say this movie is so great. Granted, the movie is based on an interesting concept. Some Americans in Europe end up at a place where people pay others to torture and murder people. Fairly clever right? But the movie just isn't that interesting to watch. While I love horror movies, the reason I love watching them is that I can choose witch characters I'm rooting for. Deciding who I would want to live or die. While watching this movie I really never for a moment cared which characters (good and bad) lived or died. The movie did nothing to draw me in. I never felt like I was watching real people, just a very violent occasionally silly movie. Granted if I was 12 or 13 years old I might have enjoyed the movie simply for the fact that thier were boobs in it, but by now those days are behind me. It's not that this movie is bad, its just that I can't see a single thing that makes it stand out from other horror movies. I guess I just don't get what all the fuss was about.

Deep Blue, 2003
5/10, 42nd best of 2003, 224th best of the 2000's, 677th all time
Not to be confused with the ass-awful Deep Blue Sea, about super-intelligent man-eating sharks. Deep Blue is a Discovery Channel Documentary about life in the oceans of the world, narrated by Pierce Brosnen. This movie had some really cool scenes: Polar Bears attacking Baluga Whales, Killer Whales attacking Humpback Whales, Dolphins pushing schooling fish into a feeding ball, etc. I like watching these things, the only problem is I had seen them all before on the discovery channel... for free. The unfortunate problem with this movie is that it had litterely nothing that I hadn't seen at some time on the discover channel, or the national geographic channel, or animal planet, etc. Thus it was very hard to stay interested in it for over two hours. However, if you like this kind of stuff at all, and haven't seen it all already, than I would say its deffinately worth a watch.

The Omega Man, 1971
6/10, 6th Best Movie of 1971, 41st best of the 70s, 574th all time
The Omega Man is LOOSELY based on the novel "I Am Legend" by Richard Matheson, one of my favorite books of all time. That "LOOSELY" should be stressed as much as is humanely possible. It is almost completely dissimilar from the book. Normally that would mean a death sentence for my enjoyment of the movie, but this time that's not the case. This movie survives as watchable becasue it goes so far from its source material. If the movie would have chosen to change only 7 or 8 key aspects of the book I likely would have found myself yelling at my television. However, this movie changed enough things that I was able to resign myself to the movie being completely seperate from the book within 18 seconds of the movies beginning. Thus by looking at the movie independently from the book I was able to say that it really wasn't half bad. It was over-the-top and cheesey at times, but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable. It was a fairly cool vision of the apocalypse, and I enjoy watching Chuck Heston playing the ultimate bad-ass scientist. If they would have taken a direct interpretation of the book I might be ranking this movie as a 10/10 or a 1/10, as it is they changed it up, played it wierd, and got a 6. Good enough eh?

Upcoming Reviews:
Hurcules in New York, 1970
The Benchwarmers, 2006
United 93', 2006
The New World, 2005
Casanova, 2005

Workin' 4 a Livin'

Thought I'd make a post about the relative pluses and minuses of my carear in the Convenience Smart industry. I have now worked for Kwik Trip for 5 or 6 weeks, and feel I can give a fairly accurate portrayal of the situation.

Things I like about working at Kwik Trip:
1. I like Restocking Bread and bananas, facing the store, and refilling the cooler. Basically I like any pointless meaningless task in which I can make something as orginized as is humanely possible.
2. I enjoy chashiering for the occasional people who are calm, friendly, and not in a terribally big hurry.
3. In a given 8 hour shift I am likely to hear at least 2-3 Huey Lewis songs
4. I enjoy making coffee, because than people buy it, and drink it, and I feel I have accomplished something truly great
5. I enjoy pretending to be interested in the covers of such magazines as "People" when they are purchased by women.
6. I enjoy appearing to be very impressed when people are able to pay for reasonabally expensive purchases with exact change.
7. I enjoy selling children candies and ice creams
8. It's air conditioned in there
9. My manager seems a fairly nice sort
10. I am getting extremely good at determining exactly what brand of ciggeretes a person is going to buy based on their age, gender, race, hight/weight, and apparent religous affilliation or sexual orintation... which is a fairly fun game. Oh, and also they pay me.

Things I don't like about working at Kwik Trip
1. Needed to I.D. people who are clearly over 18 because they don't look over 30 years old
2. Selling a person 50 dollars worth of scratch off tickets, having them come back in to cash in those tickets for 30 dollars and buy 30 dollars worth of tickets, having them come back and cash in those tickets for 10 dollars, not seeing them again untill tomorrow.
3. Having to drop all my 20s into the safe. If someone is going to take the time and effort to rob a gas station, they should at least get a little bit of a reward for it.
4. Somehow now that I work there the thought of eating their hot dogs seems unsettelling... and I like those hot dogs.
5. Having to sell ciggerettes to people who are clearly cancer patients from Mayo.
6. Suggestive Selling, when I walk into a convenience store I know what I want to buy, and I don't need anybody telling me to buy a cookie, or a fountain drink, or whatever else they want us to try to sell
7. Don't like working the early shift with middle-aged "Carear Kwik Trip Employee Women" who take the job slightly more seriously than I would like to
8. That "No Shirt, No Service" rule apparently applies to female customers as well
9. This job does not satisfy my creative need to make professional spin art
10. I know that on any given day it really wouldn't be a big deal if I showed up or not

All these complaints aside I enjoy working at Kwik Trip. The work is fine and the majority of the people I work with are nice enough. Some of the customers are angry, stupid, and unreasonable, but your gonna see some of that whereever you work. Overall I'd say its a pretty decsent job, and if your looking for one and you live in the tri-state area (Wisco/Minn/Iowa) I'd say give em' call.

"38 Special": Not Just for Shooting People Anymore

If you are from my generation if you have heard of 38 Special it is probobly because you heard them on the radio when you were forced to listen to the station your dad likes. Or because you heard a 6 second clip of "Hold on Loosely" on some commercial for a Southern-Fried Rock compelation CD. However, I assure you they are a real band, with real songs, and I saw them this Sunday night. Why did I go see 38 Special you ask? Well, because it was free... and I didn't really have anything better to do.

38 Special was preforming for free as part of Rochester's "Riverside" music promotion. Their opening band was called Fandango, which was assumed was some sort of ZZ Top cover band. We missed Fandango. We arrived roughly 6 minutes before 38 Special came on. After walking around aimlessly for about 2 minutes Jeff and I decided to try to go up front. People were not allowed to stand directly in front of the band, this was because there were thousands of people who brought lawn chairs to sit in, and us pathetic standers were not to block their view. Thus those of us who chose to stand were relagated to the sides. This being said, by showing up a full 4 minutes before the band came on Jeff and I were able to get a spot in the second row.

Standing in the second row put us in with the truly hard core 38 special fans. However, there were also a good number of hapless crowd-members who had simply wondered up to the stage moments before the show started, and suprisingly found themselves at the front of the crowd. Thus the crowd in this area was a good mix of die-hard fans who seemed to be fufilling their life's greatest ambition, and those (like myself) who have slightly loftier goals than to view a life show by one of the contributing artists to the "Going South" Compelation CD.

Throughout the roughly two hour show, the band played three songs I recognized. One I can't remember the name of, Hold On Loosely, and a cover of CCR's "Traveling Band". For these songs I enthusiastically sang along, clapped, cheered, etc. For the rest of the songs Jeff and I continuously flashed the metal sign, yelled "Goulet", and did many of the other activities that are associated with the semi-ironic enjoyment of a free southern-fried rock concert.

All this being said, 38 Special really did put on a pretty good show. They were loud, they talked to the crowd alot without really saying anything, and the one guy they got is acctually really good at playing the guitar. Acctually Once they got into their encour, and started really getting into it, the crowed came as close to knocking over the protecting fence as you can expect from a crowd of middle-aged prodominately overweight midwesterners who mostly work at the Mayo clinic and IBM.

Thus while I of chorse chose to give the concert and the people who attended it shit in this review. I must adit I enjoyed the show. And while this review was somewhat longwinded, I can tell you my review at the end of the concert was much more susinct. In fact, I held it to under 5 words: "38 Special Kicks Ass".

Top 1,000 Songs 501-600

Were gonna finish up the bottom half of the list, were getting into some really good songs already with more great stuff ahead.


501. Branded, TV Themes
-My all time favorite TV Theme, used excellently in "The Big Lebowski"

502. Light and Day, The Polyphonic Spree
503. Regulaters, Warren G
504. Man of Constant Sorrow, Soggy Bottom Boys
505. Cadillac Ranch, Warren Zevon
- I actually like this one better than Bruce's version

506. Give it Away Now, Red Hot Chillie Peppers
507. W.S.Y.G.I.P.I.O.G., Pitch Shifter
- I actually don't know the name of this song, but I remember it was a whole lot of letters

508. I Would Walk 500 Miles, The Proclaimers
- This is the only song I've ever requested a band play where I actually got them to play it

509. Jump Around, House of Pain
510. Party Hard, Andrew WK
511. Dig Up Her Bones, The Misfits
- Listening to this song it occured to me that that it had the most commercial appeal of any song by the Misfits, except fot the fact that the title of the song is "Dig Up Her Bones"

512. The Devil’ Right Hand, The Highwaymen
513. Lake of Fire, Nirvana
514. Please Play this Song on the Radio, No/FX
515. Seven Nation Army, The White Stripes
516. Apache, Sugar Hill Gang
- Is it just me or does the last verse of this song sound like its being sung by Carlton from "Fresh Prince of Bell Air"?

517. The Envoy, Warren Zevon
518. Vigilanti Man, Warren Zevon and Hindu Love Gods
- Originally by Woody Guthri, theres also a pretty good version of this song by Nazareth

519. Summertime Blues, Bruce Springsteen
520. The Impresion That I Get, The Mighty Mighty Bostones
521. Spring Rain, The Go Betweens
522. All I’m Thinking About, Bruce Springsteen
523. Big Papa, Notorious BIG
524. Wild as the Wind, Steve Forbert
525. Walking on the Sun, Smash Mouth
526. I’ll Make Love to You, Punk Covers
527. I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, Wilco
528. Werewolves of London (Live Accustic), Warren Zevon
- My favorite version of this song, Warren on piano, Jackson Browne on guitar

529. On a Plain, Nirvana
530. Do You, Electric Light Orchestra
- I had heard this song before, but didn't realize how much I liked it untill I heard it in that car commercial

531. Boys in the Hood, Dynamite Hack
532. Grand Central Station, Steve Forbert
533. Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Techno
- I don't think this is the name of the song, but its the one that goes like that

534. Scarecrow, Beck
535. A Certain Girl, Warren Zevon
536. Street Fighting Man, Rolling Stones
537. Take Me Out, Franz Ferdinand
538. Seminole Bingo, Warren Zevon
539. Rock This Town, Stray Cats
- I really enjoy Rockabilly music on those rare occasions that I hear it

540. Shotgun, Southern Culture on the Skids
541. Down to the Floor, Local H
542. We’re Not Gonna Take It, Twisted Sister
- For a lot of people "hair metal" is a curse word, but this is actually a really good song

543. The Fire, Franz Ferdinand
544. Like a Rolling Stone (Live), Bob Dylan
- Probobly the best possible song to sing loudly and incompetantly in your shower

545. The Accident, John Prine
546. Kentucky Fried Flow, Armehd Van Helden
547. Red Rubber Ball, The Seekers
548. Stupid Fucking Vegan, The Queers
549. Stay Away, Nirvana
550. La Grange, ZZ Top
551. Quit Hollarin’ at Me, John Prine
- "I don't want your big french fry, I don't want your car. I don't want to buy no soap from no washed up movie star."

552. Faith, Limp Bizkit
553. Love Goes On, The Go Betweens
554. Waiting For a Bus, Violent Femmes
555. Pick Up Lines, Dynamite Hack
556. Sharp Dressed Man, ZZ Top
557. Bark at the Moon, Ozzy Ozzbourne
-Guitar Hero turned me on to this song, its my favorite song to play in the game, and a good song just to listen to too

558. Stereo, Pavement
559. Just a Friend, Biz Markie
- I really like Biz Markie, I wish he could have done a tour with Wesley Willis before he died

560. Two of Us, Beatles
- When I learned John and Paul wrote this song together when they hated each other it added a whole nother great demention to this song.

561. Walt Witman’s Niece, Billy Bragg
562. Stream Running Over, Apples in Stereo
563. Renagade, Styx
- Next time you play pool put some money in the Jukebox and play these four songs in this order: 1. Hair of the Dog, Nazareth 2. Glory Days, Bruce Springsteen 3. Renagade, Styx 4. Werewolves of London, Warren Zevon

564. Prettty Fly, Offspring
565. She’s Automatic, Rancid
566. Ruby Tuesday, Rolling Stones
567. American Girl, Tom Petty
568. Lust For Life, Iggy Pop
569. Fire Water Burn, Bloodhound Gangs
570. Boredom, The Buzzcocks
571. Welcome to the Jungle, Guns-N-Roses
One of my top ten all time song lyrics: "We are the people that can find whatever you may need, if you got the money honey we got your disease"

572. This Hard Land, Bruce Springsteen
573. Deutscher Girls, Adam and the Ants
574. After the Goldrush, Neil Young
- I have conflicting feelings about this song. The music is extremely beautiful. The lyrics are very depressing, plus my sister walked down the isle to it

575. Heroin, Velvet Underground
576. Way Down the Line, Offspring
577. Where It’s At, Beck
578. Roller Coaster of Love, Red Hot Chillie Peppers
579. Rock N Roll High School, Ramones
580. Spider, They Might Be Giants
- If I become famous I would like to have the nickname "Spider" and than have this song be my theme song... this probobly won't happen

581. Way Over Younder in the Minor Key, Billy Bragg
582. Malfunction Junction, Drivin’ N’ Cryin’
583. Rebel Yell, Billy Idol
584. What I Like About You, The Romantics
585. Leaving on a Jet Plane, Drvin’ N’ Cryin’
586. From Small Things, Dave Edmunds
587. Der Kommisar, After the Fire
588. Push It, Salt-N-Peppa
- At the beginning of this song the singer says "This song ain't for everybody, only the sexy people." I would really enjoy if someone heard that and than left the dance floor

589. Get Free, The Vines
- This song could be higher if I didn't hate the lead singers voice so much

590. Back That Ass Up, Juvenile
591. Never Ending Math Equation, Modest Mouse
592. Sissyneck, Beck
-"I got a stolen wife and a rimestone life, and some good old boys. I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening times."

593. Da Dip, Freak Nasty
- I really think someone should do a cover of this song in German, something tells me it would be a hit

594. Tangled Up in Blue, Bob Dylan
595. Chicago Seemed Tired Last Night, The Hold Steady
596. Hit Somebody, Warren Zevon
- Written with the help of Hunter S. Thompson, back-up vocals by David Letterman... I'm not kidding

597. My Sharona, The Knack
598. Rock Lobster, The B-52s
599. Boom Boom Mancini, Warren Zevon
600. Happy Together, The Turtles

Top 1,000 Songs: 601-700

Here's my next installment... enjoy!

601. Bus Stop, The Hollies
602. Hot Rod Lincoln, Commander Cody
-So some guys at out town fair do an awsome lip-synching performance to this song... it won them the whole damn thing.

603. Excitable Boy, Warren Zevon
604. Workin’ For a Livin’, Huey Lewis
605. We Will Rock You, Queen
606. Devil Without a Cause, Kid Rock
607. A Life of Artic Sounds, Modest Mouse
608. Steal My Sunshine, Len
609. Walla Walla, Offspring
610. Fuck Her Gently, Tenacious D
611. Walk This Way, Run DMC
612. Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, Warren Zevon
613. First Day of My Life, Bright Eyes
614. I Will Survive, Cake
615. Johnny Strikes Up the Band, Warren Zevon
- I actually heard this song on the radio at subway a couple weeks ago... it made my day

616. Intermission, Offspring
- Should be played between halves at every major and minor sporting event

617. Splendid Isolation, Warren Zevon
618. I Wanna Be Sedated, Ramones
619. Blinded By the Light, Bruce Springsteen
620. I’m Against It, Ramones
621. Snake Scharmer, Rage Against the Machine
622. People of the Sun, Rage Against the Machine
623. Bran’s Freestyle, CKY
624. Bird on a Wire, Leonard Cohen
625. Mmm Bop, The Officials
- The Officials sing Hanson's Mmm Bop as it would be sung by James Brown

626. Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana
627. Shit Luck, Modest Mouse
628. Red Right Hand, Nick Cave
- You may recognize this song from the movies "scream" and "dumb abd dumber"

629. Parents Just Don’t Understand, Fresh Prince
- Probobly Will Smith's greatest accomplishment ever... although Independence Day was good I guess

630. Mary Tyler Moore Theme, Husker Du
631. I’m Holding On, Ween
632. Wild World, Cat Stevens
633. Indianapolis, The Bottle Rockets
634. Ring My Bell, Anita Ward
- The song I am most embaressed to admit I like

635. Good Riddance, Greenday
636. No Sugar Tonight, Guess Who
637. Eve of Destruction, Barry Maguire
638. American Music, The Blasters
639. Held Up Without a Gun, Bruce Springsteen
640. Only the Good Die Young, Billy Joel
641. Killer Queen, Queen
642. Fuck Off, Kid Rock
643. Come Out and Play, Offspring
- For a couple years in middle school this was my second favorite song of all time

644. I’m the Man Who Loves You, Wilco
645. Captain America, Moe
646. Olympia WA, Rancid
647. Territorial Pissings, Nirvana
648. Original Prankster, Offspring
649. You Really Got Me, The Kinks
650. Saturday Nights Alright, Elton John
651. Up On Cripple Creek, The Band
652. Vasoline, The Flaming Lips
653. To Have and Have Not, Lars Frederickson
654. Nightmare Hippie Girl, Beck
655. Space Lord, Monster magnet
656. I Just Want You, Ozzy Ozzbourne
657. Hotwax, Beck
- "Beautiful air condition, sittin' in the kitchen wishing I was living like a hitman"

658. Ugly, Violent Femmes
659. Soup is Good Foodm Dead Kennedys
660. I Wanna Destroy You, Soft Boys
661. Valley Girl, Frank Zappa
662. If I Had a Million Dollars, Bare Naked Ladies
663. Old Mother Regan, Violent Femmes
664. Oppurtunities, Pet Shop Boys
- This song has quite possiblly my favorite proposition ever... "I've got the brains and you've got the looks, let's make lots of money"

665. Last Train to Clarksville, The Monkeys
666. American Psycho, The Misfits
667. Shot in the Arm, Wilco
- Yet another great song about heroin

668. Spiderman, Ramones
669. Just Lose It, Eminem
670. Black Cadilacs, Modest Mouse
- "It's true we named our children after towns that we'd never been to"

671. Waitress in the Sky, The Replacements
- This song will come in handy if I ever get pissed off at a flight attendant

672. Stand, REM
673. Bury Me With It, Modest Mouse
674. Revolver, Rage Against the Machine
675. People Are Strange, The Doors
676. Hoodoo Voodoo, Wilco
- Is it just me or should this song really be covered by the Hoodoo Gurus?

677. Road Runner, Jonathan Richman
678. Piano Man, Billy Joel
679. Rock the Casbah, The Clash
680. I Don’t Like You, Stiff Little Fingers
- This is a really cool song, all the lyrics are just the lead singer insulting someone.

681. Cleveland Rocks, Wheezer
- Theres more to it than you heard in the theme song to the Drew Carey Show

682. Ring of Fire, Johnny Cash
683. Now I Wanna Be a Dog, Iggy Pop
684. Escape Through the Airvent, Man… or Astroman?
685. The KKK Took My Baby Away, Guttermouth
686. The Man Who Sold the World, Nirvana
687. Fortunate Son, CCR
688. Baby Got Back, Sir-Mix-A-Lot
689. Hornets Hornets, The Hold Steady
-"She says always remember and never to trust me... ahh she said that the first time that she met me"

690. Blood Brothers, Bruce Springsteen
691. Illegal Smile, John Prine
692. Put it In Your Mouth, Ankyely
693. Polly, Nirvana
694. Don’t Pick It Up, Offspring
695. Blitzkrieg Bop, Screeching Weasel
696. Minority, Greenday
697. Yellow Submarine, The Beatles
698. The Great White Buffalo, Amboy Dukes
699. Bongwater, Todd Snider
- I got this song cause it said it was by John Prine. It's not, but its still pretty good

700. Americana, Offspring