I spent two hours trying to get a piece of plastic with my name on it

My teacher made this huge deal about how we need our official WSU nametags for model legislature towmorrow and I am the only one that doesn't have one. SO I go to the ed department to order one. They say you order them at the chashier, I go to the cashier. The cashier tells me that I can order it there but I need to pay for it there and than take my order form back to the ed department to have them send it to the place that makes them.
I do all that, I wait two weeks, I go back to the ed department.

They don't have it, they tell me now that the place that makes them won't bring them over untill they have like 50 of them, so theres no chance of me getting them for a long time. So I get the adress of the place that makes them, and drive over there. They tell me that they just got the order form that day, cause WSU waited nearly two weeks to even send the thing. So than I had to wait there while they made it.

And all this was to get a small plastic nametag that I personally could care less about. This is not the way man was meant to spend his time. I think I should do something fun tonight... whoes up for monopoly?

You can ask College Sports stars to be your fiends!

I love facebook! So anyway, I was looking up people who graduated from Ankeney in my year and saw Kyle Schlicker, the kicker for Iowa. So naturally I sent him a message asking him if he went to my elementry school and than attempted to add him as a friend. But rest assured I didn't stop there. I than spent the next 20-30 minutes looking up college sports stars and asking them if they wanted to be my friend. I have a very good feeling that First Team All-Big-Ten Linebacker Abdul Hodge has been looking to have a friend in Winona, and heres his chance.

Joke from Thanksgiving

My dad and I were partners playing 8-ball against my grandfather and my uncle. Somehow, 4 of our balls had formed a perfect evenly spaced wall across the table, with all of our opponets balls behind it. I said, "we have an amazing defensive wall, we can't lose." My dad responded with, "Yeah that things like the Maginoe line... nobody could get through that, right?" At which point my uncle shot straight through the wall and made a shot. So I said, "I guess the gap between the 11 and the 13 must have been Belguim." My dad laughed a lot. I than observed that an amazingly low proportion of people would have found that funny, if you are not one of those people I appologize for wasting your time.

Have I told you all about the sandwhich?

You see, I don't eat Thanksgiving like a normal human being, I eat it in sandwhich form. Many of you may feel that a mere sandwhich can not compete with the great and awsome power of a traditional Thanksgiving meal. However, I feel that Thanksgiving can not possibally compete with my sandwhich. Let me explain. First off you have your two pieces of bread. Now, instead of putting mayonaise on them as you normally would, you spread gravy on them. Now on the bottom piece you spread stuffing followed by dark meat. Than, and this is the key to the strength of the sandwhich, you add a third piece of bread, with gravy spread thickly on both sides. On top of this piece you place mashed potatos, white meat, and your third and final piece of bread. I'd use an anology to describe how good this food tastes, but there simply isn't anything that tastes good enough to compare this sandwhich with it. So lets just say that it kicks all kinds of ass.

I got the internets again

Yes, so now I might actually post on here every now and than. Sorry to say that this will not improve the QUALITY of my posts in any way... but at least now there should be more of them.

To celebrate my triumphant return I have included this picture
enjoy...

That Gun has changed my life

So I bought a BB gun and 4,000 bbs a few days ago. I have to say it is pretty much the best best 23 dollars I have ever spent. Granted my phone book and my most recent copy of entertainment weekly have become unreadible, but its all in good fun. I also bought some knowck-off G.I. Joe figureines and have been shooting the shit out of them. Really I must say that if any of you don't have a gun you should run out and get one as fast as you can... and be sure to shoot it off in you home as often as possible.

I've been meaning to blog but... you know

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been able to blog lately. I want you to know that its totally not cause of you guys, I mean your all great. It's just that I've been under a lot of pressure what with school, and holoween, and all the turmoil in the middle-east. Again let me say its not you guys, I love blogging with you, I really do. It's just so exhausting. I mean I'm reading stuff on the outside just to keep up with you readers, your like blogging dynamos or something.
Anyway, I'm glad we had this chance to talk. And I've been looking into some pills that I read about in a spam e-mail, they say that it will make my posts longer and more exciting, and give a lot more enjoyment to my readers. And with a promise that great you KNOW its gotta be true.