60 dollars worth of booze + 60 dollars worth of fireworks = 3,000 dollars worth of fun!

Let me explain an important concept to you. This concept is known as the fun factor. All items we buy have a fun factor associated with them between 0 and 5.0. Things that are absolutely no fun to buy such as bills and disposable enemas have a fun factor at or near 0. While much more fun things like donuts and Will Ferell movies have much higher fun factors. This is because unfun things give you no fun in spite of all the money you spend on them while very fun things provide you with more fun than their actual face value would lead you to believe. Well, in my opinion alchohol and fireworks both have a fun factor of 5.0, making them some of the best things you can buy (fun wise).

Some of youu math geniuses out there may want to point out that 120 dollars worth of fun things times a fun factor of 5 only equals 600 dollars worth of fun. HOWEVER, when you buy two extremely fun things that are even more fun together you get a multiplier factor. And as fireworks and alchohol go together like peanutbutter and jelly, they get the absolute maximum multiplier of 5.0. Therefore for only 120 dollars I am going to get 3,000 dollars worth of fun, making this one of the best investments in fun I have ever made.

And if you choose to disagree, than please ask yourself... how much fun does this look: