Nobody's Maverick

I got this Top Gun hat that says WingMan on the back. So my friend Zach started calling me Goose. He did this with the thought in mind that I would call him Mavrick. However, I refused and am now referring to him as Iceman. So basically we're both pissed off about our new nicknames. This reminds me of the conversation we had about Seinfeld. Deep down, everybody's George.