There will be a two month gap in my blogging

I leave for camp (man its funny to say that) on Sunday. So from Sunday on there will be a two month gap in my blogging. I appologize for the inconvinence for the millions of people out there who read my blog everyday. I'm afraid your going to have to find something else to fill the gapping whole in you life that you ussually fill with my words of wisdom.

I got a new pair of shoes

As I had stated earlier I went shopping with my mom. It wasn't as bad as I expected... we acctually got through it pretty quickly. While I am mostly uninterested in what I got I do like having new tennis shoes. I kinda of want to run around in them to break them in. But of chorse, if I did that, I'd have to run. So you can see the dilema I am in.

I'll be spending much of towmorrow shopping with my mom

My sister gets married in Augest and I need a suit. I leave for my camp counsuler job next weeek and I need supplies. Therefore towmorrow will be spent undergoing that most harrowing of experiences... shopping with my mother. Don't get me wrong, I love my mom, and I even like spending time with her. However, I hate shopping, especially for cloths. And my mom is going to want to look at everything in the store before she buys anything. I can already tell its going to kill me. But hey, it beats paying for stuff myself.

Some Nicknames

So I've been trying to give nicknames to people. What I have been doing is finding the person and than trying to think of a good nickname for them. What I have decided might be easier is gto come up with a base of nicknames that could be applied to various people. So I can up with some nicknames, and when I can than try to apply them to the best possible person. Here are some of the nicknames I came up with:
*Note, I did not come up with some of these, but they are pre-existing nicknames that I have decided would be fun to apply to someone

Scorpian
Spare Tire
Soup Bone
ScrapIron
Dead Legs
Undertaker
Bacon
Semi
RatTail
OldSchool
Viper
Charger
Silver Streak
Shit Box
Fat Lip
Razor
Toe Nail
Boris
Slick
Flap Jack
FreakShow
Freeway
BBQ
The Big Pork
Brick
Beef
Big Sperm
Mr. Sassback
Johnny CutCorners
Slackass Bastard
Speed Freak
Violent K
The Gravedigger
Shit Sandwhich
Deuce
Soleslaw
Supd
Buckshot
Mr. Incredible
Filthy Sanchez
The Hatchet
HitchHicker
Dead Fish
Pig Town
Cow Punch
The Whip
Bean Town
Duel
Shadow
Tower
Deadbeat
Cement
Mini Golf

That's all I got for right now.

Mathamtical Formula to Determine Favorite Bands

Okay, So like I mentioned earlier, I had a readon for ranking all these songs. I needed to know for certain what songs were 5 stars, 4 stars, 3, 2, and 1. Now that I know, I am applying these knew ratings to make a new list. I have ranked all my favorite bands using the star system. A 5 star song is worth 5 points, a 4 is worth 4, a 3 3, a 2 2. And a 1 star song is worth absolutely nothing. I chose to give songs 1-35 5 stars, 36-125 4stars, 126-275 3 stars, and 276-525 2stars. Then the remaining 600-700 songs are all given one star. So anyway, here are the top 50 bands, along with there scores, as established by this ranking system:

1. Modest Mouse, 74
2. Warren Zevon, 71
3. Beck, 55
4. Bruce Springsteen, 44
5. The Violent Fems, 42
6. John Prine, 39
7. The Offspring, 34
8. The Beatles, 30
9. Johnny Cash, 27
10. Nirvana, 25
11. Rancid, 24
12. Rage Against the Machine, 24
13. The Ramones, 22
14. The Rolling Stones, 22
15. Cake, 21
16. The Bouncing Souls, 20
17. Beastie Boys, 19
18. Green Day, 18
19. The Dead Kennedys, 17
20. Velvet Underground, 17
21. The Magnetic Fields, 17
22. Husker Du, 16
23. Queen, 16
24. Dynamite Hack, 14
25. The Misfits, 13
26. Man... or Astroman?, 13
27. The White Stripes, 13
28. Camper Van Beethoven, 12
29. The Clash, 11
30. Andrew WK, 11
31. Steve Earle, 11
32. Billy Joel, 10
33. Jump Little Children, 10
34. Sweet, 10
35. They Might Be Giants, 9
36. The Buzzcocks, 9
37. Generation X, 9
38. The Who, 9
39. Stiff Little Fingers, 8
40. Eminem, 8
41. The Strokes, 8
42. The Damhned, 8
43. Billy Bragg, 7
44. Joe jackson, 7
45. Tenacious D, 7
46. Kid Rock, 7
47. Limp Bizkit, 7
48. Blink 182, 7
49. The Zambonis, 6
50. Guster, 6

This is a very interesting list for me, because it is much different than the list I would have gottne useing the regular method.

Ultimate Song List (Part Deuce)

I'm bored, heres some more of the list:

126. Fell in Love With a Girl, The White Stripes
127. We Didn't Start the Fire, Billy Joel
128. Sleep Now in the Fire, Rage Against the Machine
129. Girls, Beastie Boyys
130. The Ballad of John and Yoko, The Beatles
131. It Makes No Sense at All, Husker Du
132. Movin' Out, Billy Joel
133. TV Party, Black Flag
134. Back in the USSR, The Beatles
135. Song 2, Blur
136. Irish Drinking Song, The Bouncing Souls
137. The Great Song of Indifference, Bob Geldolf
138. Numb as a Statue, Warren Zevon
139. Bulls on Parade, Rage Against the Machine
140. Without Me, Eminem
141. Another One Bites the Dust, Queen
142. What People are Made Of, Modest Mouse
143. Lies, The Violent Fems
144. Neat Neat Neat, The Damned
145. The Toilet Song, The Bouncing Souls
146. Alphabet Aerobics, Blackalicious
147. Rocky Raccoon, The Beatles
148. Come Out Clean, Jump Little Children
149. Sex Bomb, Tom Jones
150. Smooth Criminal, Alien Antfarm
151. Here We Go, The Bouncing Souls
152. Working at the Car Wash Blues, Jim Croche
153. Barbed Wire Love, Stiff Little Fingers
154. Alternative Ulster, Stiff Little Fingers
155. Quiet Man, John Prine
156. The Devil's Right Hand, Steve Earle
157. Hotel California, Gypsy Kings
158. Surrender, Cheap Trick
159. Keep On Rocking in the Free World, Neal Young
160. Add it Up, The Violent Fems
161. Often is a Word I Seldom Use, John Prine
162. Brass Monkey, Beastie Boys
163. Dance Hall, Modest Mouse
164. I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, Warren Zevon
165.I'm Nothing, The Violent Fems
166. I'm the Man, Joe Jackson
167. You Shook Me All Night Long, ACDC
168. Shady Lane, Pavement
169. Sweet Jane, Velvet Underground
170. Angel Dressed in Black, Hindu Love Gods
171. Never Get Ahead, Bobby Conn
172. Bad Reputation, Joan Jett
173. Guerilla Radio, Rage Against the Machine
174. My Rade's Here, Bruce Springsteen
175. Happy Jack, The Who
176. Autum Sweater, Yo La Tango
177. Gorilla You're a Desperado, Warren Zevon
178. Wrong Way, Sublime
179. The Airport Song, Guster
180. Please Don't Bury Me, John Prine
181. Big Yellow Taxi, Joni Mitchelle
182. Intergalactic Planatary, Beastie Boys
183. Main Offender, The Hives
184. Fish and Whistle, John Prine
185. Break Stuff, Limp Bizkit
186. South Town, POD
187. Wasting Time, Kid Rock
188. Yous a Ho, Ludacris
189. Keg Party Girls, Beck
190. Ambiguity Song, Camper Van Beethoven
191. Platau, Nirvana
192. Spiderman, Tenacious D
193. Block Rockin' Beats, The Chemical Brothers
194. Sit Down Young Stranger, Gordon Lightfoot
195. I Ain't Gor no Home in This World Anymore, Beck
196. Destination Venus, Man... or Astroman?
197. Loose, Primer 55
198. Blister in the Sun, The Violent Fems
199. Piano Fighter, Warren Zevon
200. Token Celtic Drinking Song, Steve Earle and the Pouges
201. Polar Opposites, Modest Mouse
202. What Happened to You, Offspring
203. What Do I Get, The Buzzcocks
204. Nice Guys Finish Last, Greenday
205. Great Escape, Guster
206. White Rabbit, The Damned
207. Dancing With Myself, Blink 182
208. Bungalow Bill, The Beatles
209. Anyway (Girl Version), Dynamite Hack
210. Mad World, Gary Juels
211. You and Me and the Moon, The Magnetic Fields
212. Pepper, Butthole Surfers
213. Insane in the Brain, Cypriss Hill
214. Cop Killer, Ice T
215. New york City Cops, The Strokes
216. We're not Going to Make It, Presidents of the United States of America
217. Grandpa was a Carpenter, John Prine
218. My Hometown (Rockabilly Version), Bruce Springsteen
219. Me and the Boys, Dave Edmunds
220. I Fought the Law, Dead Kennedys
221. United States of Whatever, Liam Lynch
222. On the Roof Again, Eve Six
223. This Lonely Place, Goldfinger
224. Enhoy Yourself, A+
225. I Walk the Line, Johnny Cash
226. Straight to Hell, The Urge
227. Fox On the Run, Sweet
228. Stickshifts and Safteybelts, Cake
229. Jambalaya, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
230. Gimme Three Steps, Lynyrd Skynyrd
231. Life is an Adventure, The Violent Fems
232. Bust a Movie, Young MC
233. I'll Stick Around, The Foo Fighters
234. That's What Everybody Else Does, Dee Dee Ramone
235. Birdhouse in Your Soul, They Might Be Giants
236. 3 Inch Horses, Two Face Monsters, Modest Mouse
237. The Midnight Special, CCR
238. Lithem, Nirvana
239. Me and Julio, Paul Simon
240. Expectations, Belle and Sebastian
241. This Land is your Land, Bruce Springsteen
242. Kodachrome, Paul Simon
243. Iko-Iko, Warren Zevon
244. Papa Was a Rodeo, The Magnetic Fields
245. Convenient Parking, Modest Mouse
246. It's Tricky, Run DMC
247. Flowers on the Wall, The Statler Brothers
248. Creep, Radio head
249. Sex Laws, Beck
250. Mother's Little Helper, The Rolling Stones

All right, 250 sounds like a nice evan number, I'll end my list here.

Ultimate Song List

Ok, so I finished my list. It's accurate up to song about 560. For my own reasons I will now post some of the list here. I will type roughly untill the Simpsons is on.

1. Loser, Beck
2. Wrong Em' Boyo, The Clash
3. Growing Up (Accustic Demo), Bruce Springsteen
4. I Was in the House When the House Burned Down, Warren Zevon
5. One Hundred Punks, Generation X
6. That's the Way that the World Goes Round, John Prine
7. Last Night, The Strokes
8. What's a Simple Man to Do, Steve Earle
9. I Think I Need a New Heart, The Magnetic Fields
10. Mr. Bad Example, Warren Zevon
11. Highway Patrolman, Bruce Springsteen
12. Teeth Like God's Shoeshine, Modest Mouse
13. Habit, Jump Little Children
14. 36-24-36, The Violent Fems
15. Cowboy Dan, Modest Mouse
16. Last Train to Mars, The DethHolz
17. Lounge Act, Nirvana
18. The Factory, Warren Zevon
19. Hotel Yorba, The White Stripes
20. Last Caress, The Misfits
21. Welcome to Paradise, Greenday
22. Shattered, The Rolling Stones
23. Beercan, Beck
24. We Are Going to Be Friends, The White Stripes
25. The Big Payback, Bruce Springsteen
26. Renagades of Funk, Rage Against the Machine
27. Holliday in Cambodia, Dead Kennedys
28. The Princess and the Pony, Sean Na Na
29. Blitzkrieg Bop, The Ramones
30. Tiny Cities Made of Ashes, Modest Mouse
31. Take the Skinheads Bowling, Camper Can Beethoven
32. She is Beutiful, Andrew WK
33. Big Pimpin', Jay Z
34. Gay Bar, Electric Six
35. High, Jimmy's Chicken Shack
36. Evan a Dog Can Shake Hands, Warren Zevon
37. Ready Steady Go, Generation X
38. Black Betty, Ram Jam
39. You May Be Right, Billy Joel
40. I Don't Want to Get Over You, The Magnetic Fields
41. The View, Modest Mouse
42. Go Away, Godsmack
43. A Different City, Modest Mouse
44. I Don't Wanna Grow Up, The Ramones
45. Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance, 2 Live Crew
46. Granola, Dynamite Hack
47. Rock N' Roll Singer, Mark Kozeorek
48. It Sure Was Better Back Then, Steve Forburt
49. It's Time to Party, Anrew WK
50. All Appologies, Nirvana
51. From Small Things, Bruce Springsteen
52. Awkward Age, Joe Jackson
53. Sunshine Superman, Husker Du
54. Mixed Bizness, Beck
55. Stone Cold Crazy, Metallica
56. Back That Ass Up, Punk Cover
57. Out the Window, The Violent Fems
58. Rock and Roll, The Velvet Underground
59. Spaceball, Bide Ou Blade
60. Wild Pack of Family Dogs, Modest Mouse
61. I Never Picked Cotton, Johnny Cash
62. Avanues and Allyways, Rancid
63. Anyway, Dynamite Hack
64. Cocain Blues, Johnny Cash
65. Born to Lose, The Bouncing Souls
66. Jacking the Ball, Sea and Cake
67. Lime in the Cocanut, Harry Nielson
68. When the Man Comes Around, Johnny Cash
69. I Don't Like Mondays, The Boomtown Rats
70. My Ride's Here, Warren Zevon
71. Don't Pass Me By, The Beatles
72. Make You Love Me More, Ryan Adams
73. Johnny 99, Los Lobos
74. I've Been Everywhere, Johnny Cash
75. I Wish I Was Queer so I Could Get Chicks, Bloodhound Gangs
76. Might, Modest Mouse
77. Soul Sucking Jerk, Beck
78. Street Fighting Man, Rage Against the Machine
79. No Rain, Blind Rain
80. Sam Stone, John Prine
81. Subterranean Homesick Blues, Bob Dylan
82. A New England, Billy Bragg
83. So Much Beuty in Dirt, Modest Mouse
84. Gin and Juice, Country Cover
85. Jonathan Winters Frankenstein, Man... or Astroman?
86. Head Held High, Velvet Underground
87. She's Crafty, The Beastie Boys
88. Eiffel Tower High, Husker Du
89. I Am the Walrus, The Beatles
90. Roots Radicles, Rancid
91. Lounge (Closing Time), Modest Mouse
92. Time Bomb, Rancid
93. Get Out of Denver, Bob Seager
94. Kiss Off, The Violent Fems
95. Promises, Eric Clapton
96. Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore, John Prine
97. One Fine Day, Offspring
98. Blackbird, The Beatles
99. Rock and Roll Lifestyle, Cake
100. Honk if Your Lonely, The Silver Jews
101. Where'd You Hide the Body, James McMurtry
102. Born to Run (Live Accustic Version), Bruce Springsteen
103. Warren Zevon's Gonna Die, Too Hip for the Room
104. You Spin Me Right Round, Orgy
105. Teenage Labotamy, The Ramones
106. Rest of the Night, Warren Zevon
107. Hybrid Moments, The Misfits
108. Little Willy, Sweet
109. Dang Me, Roger Miller
110. Damnit, Blink 182
111. Eisenhower and the Hippies, Man... or Astroman?
112. My Generation, The Who
113. End of the World as We Know It, REM
114. Hey Ya, Outkast
115. Ice Ice Baby, Punk Cover
116. Battleship Chains, Hindu Love Gods
117. Sabatouge, Beastie Boys
118. Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash
119. Fomeo and Juliet, Dire Straits
120. Lost Cause, Beck
121. Living it Down, Delbert McClinton
122. Ole!, The Bouncing Souls
123. MTV Get Off the Air, Dead Kennedys
124. Paint it Black, The Rolling Stones
125. Hockey Monkey, The Zamobonis

That's all for now, I might post some more later if I get bored.

Scrugby

So my cousin Jacob was talking about the game scrugby, which is apparently a combination of soccer and rugby, but he didn't explain that. So when he said scrugby, my dad was like, "So what's that, a combination of scrabble and rugby?" Which was very funny. However, it also sounds amazingly fun. So I've spent the past few days trying to figure out how to combine scrabble and rugby, so far unsuccessfully. I get back to you if I come up with anything.

I highly reccommend Kicking and Screaming

So I saw Kicking and Screaming and it was very funny. I can not believe how much I like Will Ferell. I really don't think theres anyone funnier working in movies today. It's amazing even the lines that he says that aren't that funny seem funny anyway. I highly reccommend it to anyone.

Some thing my cousin said

This didn't happen this week but I was reminded of it. I think it happened when my cousin Jacob was about 8 or 9. We were saying that are family should start a band. I suggested that the name of the band should be 'Us'. And that the names of our CD's should say something about us. A normal example would be, "Nobody rocks like Us". We asked Jacob to come up with ideas for CD names. He came up with these two: "Black Bats are Different than Us", and "Dead Birds are Deader than Us". I don't know about you, but I believe that both of those are brilliant.

I golfed extremely well

I was playing golf with my family, we played bestball in teams of two. My dad and I shot a 36, par on the chorse was 34. considdering we both average about 54 we both played very well. I think I may finally have this game figured out. Oh, and there was one very short par four, I think it was about 240, and I shot over the green by about 20 yards... it was sweet.

I stepped on a nail

Out on my aunts deck, I didn't have any shoes on and I stepped on a nail. I'm going to be honest with you... it hurt quite a bit. All things being equal I would have really preffered to have not stepped on a nail at all. I don't know exactly when the last time I had a tetnis shot was. I would prefer not to get one, do you think its worth the risk?

Why I haven' been blogging

I know I haven't been blogging for a little while, but I have an explanation. I have been in Iowa for the past 5 days, and Iowa doesn't have the internet yet. Ok they do, but my aint doesn't, and my cousin's internet is intollerablly slow. However, I will now explain everything that happened in several short posts, as is my custom.