Monday, August 29, 2005

Plan to start another 100 posts going well

Good news everyone... I've decided to start off my next hundred posts with yet another garbage post about how many posts I have!!! Umm, that's really all I can say here.

My 100th Post!!!

Here it is my 100th post! I feel like I'm one of those moderate quality sitcoms that some how snuck in enough seasons to make it to 100 episodes. However, instead of coming up with some brilliant special plot for the 100th episode they just do a cheesy clip show... or in this case a post about having 100 posts. Anyway I'd like to thank all of my loyal readers... both of you, and now I'll get started on that second hundred.

I Now Assume that Everyone I Don't Know is a Freshman

I've noticed while walking around campus now that I just sort of assume that everyone's a freshman. I have no evidence to support this assertion seeing as how my school is like 7,000 people and a significant majority of those people must in fact NOT be freshman... but I still can't quite shake that feeling. Given how there's very little difference in the looks of an 18 year old and a 22 year old I have probobly already assumed that multiple 5th year seniors are freshman. And this goes without mentioning that one girl I've seen walking around that I'm pretty sure is roughly 12 years old.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Red Eye much better than previews make it out to be

Okay so when the previews for Red Eye came out I thought it looked really stupid. But than I read some good reviews of it and I had nothing to do yesterday so I went to see it. It was acctually pretty cool. I can now also say definatively that Cillian Murphy (28 days later, batman begins) is now quite possibly my favorite current young actor today. So anyway if you like thrillers I'd say it's deffinately worth seeing. I think it will probobly end up a 6/10.

Friday, August 26, 2005

A Note on the Making of the List

This list was a relatively complecated list that required a lot of tedious counting and math. Under normal conditions I think it would have taken me about a week and a half. Without cable I did it in 2 days. I think I can say definatively that without cable I am going to be cappable of great and useless things. I'll keep you updated on that.

New Bands List

Do to a round of critisizms for my previous list of my favorite bands based on an algebraic formula I decided to make a new list.

For this new list I look at my favorite 500 songs. Song #1 is worth 500 points, # 3 is worth 498 points, # 460 is worth 41 points, etc. Anyway I'm going to give you both lists together. The first row is the old system the second is the new system.

1. Modest Mouse Warren Zevon
2. Warren Zevon Modest Mouse
3. Beck Beck
4. Bruce Springsteen The Violent Fems
5. The Violent Fems Bruce Springsteen
6. John Prine John Prine
7. The Offspring The Beatles
8. The Beatles Johnny Cash
9. Johnny Cash Rage Against the Machine
10. Nirvana The Bouncing Souls
11. Rancid Rancid
12. Rage Against the Machine The Beastie Boys
13. The Ramones Nirvana
14. Rolling Stones The Ramones
15. Cake Cake
16. The Bouncing Souls The Rolling Stones
17. Beastie Boys The Offspring
18. Greenday The Magnetic Fields
19. The Dead Kennedys The Dead Kennedys
20. Velvet Underground The White Stripes
21. The Magnetic Fields The Velvet Underground
22. Husker Du Husker Du
23. Queen Dynamite Hack
24. Dynamite Hack Billy Joel
25. The Misfits Steve Earle
26. Man... or Astroman? Man... or Astroman?
27. The White Stripeds Greenday
28. Camper Van Beethoven The Misfits
29. The Clash Queen
30. Andrew WK Jump Little Children
31. Steve Earle Camper Van Beethoven
32. Billy Joel Generation X
33. Jump Little Children Andrew WK
34. Sweet Sweet
35. They Might Be Giants Stiff Little FIngers
36. Buzzcocks The Damned
37. Generation X Joe Jackson
38. The Who The Strokes
39. Stiff Little Fingers The Buzzcocks
40. Eminem The Clash
41. The Strokes The WHo
42. The Damned Blink 182
43. Billy Bragg They Migh Be Giants
44. Joe Jackson Billy Bragg
45. Tenacious D Eminem
46. Kid Rock Guster
47. Limp Bizkit Bloodhound Gangs
48. Blink 182 Tom Jones
49. The Zambonies The Zambonies
50. Dave Edmunds Dave Edmunds

On the whole I think I like the second list more. I prefer Warren Zevon as a favorite Artits to Modest Mouse, now that their so popular. I also like the big drops from Offspring and Greenday. I think their new positions are much more indicative of my acctual feelings for those bands. I was also pleased with the jump The Beastie Boys were able to make. I think this second list will be my official bands list... for now.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Caption This


What a load... I thought McDonalds had promised to convert to 100% White Meat. Wait a minute... are cats white meat or dark? Oh boy I think I just opened a real hornets nest here... I'l get back to you.

8 people have seen my blog

I am the greatest and most powerful man alive!

"Put that in your blog and smoke it"

This is a new phrase I heard that may or may not work its way into everyday conversation. Regaurdless if it does or not, I still think that it's boarderline clever.

Site now has a possibally functional counter

OK I've spent the past half an hour or so trying to get a counter on this site. I have one now, but I don't know if it works or not. I guess I'll just have to wait and see if it goes above zero.
So now we play the waiting game...
I hate that game.

I leave for Winona towmorrow

I'm going to Winona towmorrow, this means 2 things:
1. I need to pack (that's bad)
2. I'm going to be in Winona soon (that's good)

Well that's how it effects me, but the question is, how does it effect you, my loyal readers...
hmm... I guess it doesn't... well than its a good thing you all are figmints of my imagination, seeing as how nobody reads this damn thing.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Caption This


Here is a photo I found that I assume is of a cat that ate a pregnant cat that ate a dog.
And here is a photo of the brave pioneers who invented Red Rover Xtreme

An Open Letter to Nickleback

Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

Monday, August 22, 2005

Sisters Wedding

So anyway, one more big thing to go over... my sister got married about a week ago. It was a beutiful service. She messed up during the part where the paster says in sickness, in health, for richer or poorer, blah blah blah... well she accidently said I do half way through, which was cute and funny. The reception went well. My parents high school friend gave me 20 dollars to do the worm. Which was cool except that I broke my cell phone. My friends and I got pretty drunk, and so did my parents and their friends which was really wierd. At the end of the night we played the Nelly song Ride Wit Me and my parents and all their friends were dancing to it and yelling "hey must be the money" It was a very good time.

Had best golfing round ever... sort of

I played 9 holes and golfed a 43 the other day... which is extrodinarily good for me. But the thing is I kind of cheated quite a bit. I kept missing puts that were like 3 or 4 feet. That's rediculous I never do that. Here I am playing the best round of my life... I was only three over par through 6 holes, 4 of those holes being pars, but I can't make a 3 foot put. So I kept taking mulligans on those puts. So now my best score ever is tainted and I am royally pissed off. But at least in concolation a 43 isn't all that great of a score anyway.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

I'm Back

Allright, I got back from camp red arrow about a week ago. I haven't had time to post though because my sister just got married. Now I'm left with a very important question. Do I take the time to post the dozens if not hundreds of posts that will be required to describe what happened at camp? Or do I skip it and go straight to my sisters wedding? I'll decide later.