Onion Calander big factor in waking up every morning

So like, I've said I really have had nothing to do for going on about 8 days now. So I really have no reason to get out of bed in the morning. I've been mostly getting out of bed so I can read my onion tear away calender. If I ever break down and look ahead at the next few days I might not be able to drag myself out of bed for a week. Man, I really need to find a job, or a girlfriend, or something. In fact I'm gonna start working on that towmorrow morning!!! Unless I find something decent to watch on TV.